There is also the airing of grievances that takes place during the Festivus dinner around the Festivus pole. It consists of lashing out and complaining about how you have been disappointed by those around you and the world in general over the last year.
After dinner is completed come the Feats of Strength. Traditionally, the head of the household selects one person at the Festivus celebration and challenges that person to a wrestling match. Tradition states that Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match. This can continue for hours until the head of household is so exhausted that they easily loose.
There is a company in Milwaukee that makes Festivus poles- send one to loved ones in IRAQ!
Now for real holidays?
What are the most popular Hanukkah gifts this year? Well I am about to tell you, and Happy Hannukkah, bytheby.
You can never have too many menorahs. Re gift them to friends- use a new one every year. Menorah.com claims to have the world’s largest selection, and they do list an overwhelming number of categories on their site, crafted in all kinds of media. There is a special category for children’s menorahs, as well as sports, Disney and novelty menorahs. Nothing says Hanukkah like the Disney pantheon on fire- mickey's head a-flaming.
For the Hebester in you or your friend think about checking out Rotem Gear- they have some hilarious t-shirts.
Or why not just stop by the local QFC and pick them up some He'Brews. Always a welcome treat.
Or just buy them a blow up driedle so they can put it on their lawn and not feel left out because they don't have Christmas lights.